Turn Toilet Time into Tee Time with This Hilarious Golf Set

Looking for a novelty gift that’s equal parts funny and functional? This Toilet Golf Set is the ultimate bathroom companion for golfers who simply can’t get enough of the game. Whether you’re shopping for a cheeky birthday present, a Father’s Day gag, or a secret Santa hit, this mini putting game guarantees laughs and light-hearted fun — all from the comfort of your loo.

Set Includes

• 1 x rounded green putting mat with built-in hole and flag
• 1 x mini golf putter (approx. 68 cm length)
• 2 x mini golf balls for authentic practice feel
• 1 x “Do Not Disturb – Golf in Progress” door hanger

Key Benefits

• Adds humour and entertainment to bathroom breaks
• Quick to assemble and easy to store after use
• Makes a perfect novelty gift for any golf lover
• Encourages stress relief and laughter during everyday moments
• Ideal for home use, the office loo, or even as a party talking point

Our Verdict

This toilet golf game is a brilliant reminder that golf isn’t always serious — and sometimes, the best place to practice your putting is in the most unexpected spot. The mat’s rounded shape fits snugly around most toilets, creating a fun putting green in seconds. With two mini balls and a flag-topped hole, it delivers just enough challenge to keep things interesting. And thanks to the adjustable-length putter, it suits players of all sizes — no squatting or awkward angling required.

What we especially like is the addition of the “Do Not Disturb” sign, which adds a playful, private touch while warning others that your golf game is in full swing. It’s ideal for golfers who can laugh at themselves or anyone who enjoys quirky, conversation-starting gifts. Plus, the set packs away easily, making it great for those with limited space. From man cave essentials to silly gifts that actually get used, this set ticks every box. In short, if your gift recipient enjoys a chuckle and loves golf, this is one novelty item they’ll remember (and re-use) time and time again.