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I Do Not Recommend This Timeline. Reality glitched, no one rebooted, and here you are - surviving out of spite with this bumper sticker or magnet. Perfect for cars, laptops, or existential spirals. A collaboration with our Strange Gang project. May cause smirks, eye-rolls, or impromptu therapy referrals.
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