Let’s be clear. This towel isn’t here to make peace. It’s here to make a statement.

The I Don't Have An Attitude Problem You Fucking Bitch tea towel doesn’t pull punches. It’s loud. It’s unapologetic. And it’s definitely not waiting for anyone’s approval. If you're the kind of person who says what everyone else is thinking but is too afraid to do so, this one’s for you.

Saturated in deep blue with brash white lettering, it’s surrounded by a riot of red, pink, yellow, and blue blooms that are charming and a little chaotic. Made from 100% soft, absorbent cotton, it measures a full 19" x 25" and includes a hang loop so you can keep it ready. Attitude this bold deserves easy access.

Use it to dry dishes, clean up messes, or remind your kitchen who actually runs the show.