Books? Love them. People? Meh.

Consider these socks your official uniform for avoiding small talk and pretending not to hear your name at social gatherings. Stitched with painfully relatable white text that reads, “Books Make Me Happy, You, Not So Much,” they’re perfect for anyone who treats “Do Not Disturb” as a lifestyle choice.

The look? A soft gray base with purple heels, toes, and cuffs, scattered purple stripes, and one bold yellow stripe that says, “Yes, I’m judging your bookshelf.” Made from a cozy blend of 70% cotton, 28% polyester, and 2% elastic, these mid-calf crew socks fit most bookish feet (Men’s 6–11, Women’s 7.5–12).

So grab your latest read, ignore that group chat, and let your socks say what your face is too polite to.