The day I died started out bad and got worse in a hurry... Betsy Taylor has just woken up in a morgue to discover she's a vampire. On the plus side, being undead does beat the alternative - she now has superhuman strength and an unnatural effect on the opposite sex. What Betsy can't handle is her new liquid diet. And whilst her mother is relieved to find out that being dead doesn't mean that Betsy can't visit, her new night-time friends have the ridiculous idea that Betsy is the prophesied vampire queen. The scrumptious Sinclair and his cohorts want her help in overthrowing the most obnoxious, power-hungry vampire for five centuries. Frankly, Betsy couldn't care less about vamp politics. But Sinclair and his friends have powerful methods of persuasion. Not the least of which is unlimited access to Manolo Blahnik's Spring Collection...