Global recession got you down? Here’s one investment worth making: spend some time watching Joel, Mike, Tom Servo and Crow suffer through their own crisis as they are forced to watch movies with even less value than your 401(k). Yes, the Satellite of Love is launching another orbit of four more of cinema’s own toxic assets, where the market for wisecracks is as robust as ever. If laughter were currency, you’d be set for life. Titles Include: The Robot Vs. The Aztec Mummy The Girl In Lovers Lane Zombie Nightmare Racket Girls