Coffee - It Makes You Poop! - Unisex T-ShirtMascots from the 1950s were built to sell wholesome breakfast cereal, and this one pivoted straight to announcing what coffee does to your colon. That exclamation point sells it like explosive regularity is the prize inside the box. The Details: Arched dark brown distressed serif text reads "COFFEE" above a 1950s rubber hose style cartoon coffee cup mascot with a smiling face, stick arms and legs, one arm raised in a presenting gesture, and curling