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You already know who this guy is.
Top hat. Cane. Smirk.
Pointing at you like the game’s over.
Because it is.
OLIGARCHY.
We own everything. Thanks for playing, though.
This isn’t about monopolies. That’s the kiddie table.
This is what happens after power stops competing and starts coordinating.
The rules are written. The board is owned.
Your job is to keep rolling the dice and believing it’s fair.
Wear it if you get it.
Wear it if you’re tired of pretending you don’t.
If someone asks what it means, tell them:
“Read the sign.”
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