This shirt is for:

• banking people with a dark sense of institutional memory
• finance students who learned risk management from headlines
• analysts who enjoy jokes with a balance sheet attached
• friends who follow market disasters like true crime
• office coworkers who understand that some internships age badly

The Credit Suisse Risk Management Intern 2023 shirt is for people who remember that finance history has jokes, and most of them are expensive. It turns a very serious headline into a very unserious career souvenir.

Wear it as banking satire, market collapse humor, or a quiet warning label for anyone who says risk is under control. The joke works best around people who know exactly why it is cursed.

Finance Bro makes merch for people who treat financial disasters as case studies, memes, and occasionally wardrobe choices.