Here is what to do if you are lost in the Bermuda Triangle: 

• Stay calm . Once you’ve relaxed a bit, you might find that you enjoy being lost in the Bermuda Triangle.
  
  
• Stay above water.  I know you’re curious about what’s under the water, but we promise there’s nothing that great down there, just more water.
  
  
• Ignore your compass .  There are lots of reports of compasses malfunctioning in the Bermuda Triangle. Go ahead and throw yours overboard, so you won’t be tempted to check it. 
  
  
• Buy yourself a fun souvenir.  Like this candle! It has a crisp, fresh scent with notes of eucalyptus and green tea. If you start to drift into a dream state and the boundaries of reality seem like they’re wearing thin, that eucalyptus will bring you back like a smelling salt (but in a nice way). 

NOTE:   If you include an SOS, your last known coordinates, or any final messages to your loved ones in the “Note to seller” section during checkout, we’ll make sure they reach the right people.